- Push off a cliff
- Set on fire
- Wrap a blanket around
- Be roommates with
And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr
Someone do this
mOTHERFUCKER IN THE PARKING LOT IF YOU KEEP HONKING YOUR FUCKING HORN I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU HAVE BEEN HONKING YOUR GODDAMN CLOWN CAR HORN FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT I WILL FUCKING END YOU IF YOU DO NOT FUCKING STOP
This is it. This is the pinnacle of nerdom. This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.
Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.
Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible. This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.
Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english
i took another accent quiz and it said “north eastern”
this is what happens when you’re born and raised in the south while your moms a new yorker and your dads from colorado while the majority of your family are from mexico and hungary